Galaxia: Well, I'm all set for today's interview! Say, is Eddy ready yet?
Producer: Not quite - he's still in his dressing room. he did give this to me though. (He hands a piece of paper to Galaxia.)
Galaxia: What's this? (Reads) "Dear Galaxia, when you introduce me, make sure you say this: 'The most funkadelic schwingtastic piece of perfection on the planet'"- what the heck is this?
Producer: It's a list of his "demands". He won't do the interview until they're met.
Galaxia: I'm not going to say this on the air! I have a reputation, you know! Give me one good reason for me to say this!
Producer: Say it, or you won't get paid.
Galaxia: *That's* a good reason. I'm going to my desk now!
(She walks over to her desk and sits down.)
Very well then. Now, I'm happy to introduce to you to Peach Creek's very own...(sigh) "funkadelic, schwing-tastic piece of perfection on the planet" - Eddy!
(Eddy walks over to her, grabs her hand, and kisses it...repeatedly.)
Galaxia: Gee, Eddy...thanks...um...could you stop doing that please? KNOCK IT OFF!
Eddy: What? What was I doing?
Galaxia: Go sit down!
(Eddy sits down in the chair across from Galaxia)
Galaxia: Well, let me start off by saying thanks for doing this intervew today. I'm glad you could make it on such short notice!
Eddy: Whatta ya kiddin'? I'm glad I could make it too, babe!
Galaxia: Okay, first and foremost, no one calls me "babe" unless I say so. Got that?
Eddy: Okay.
Galaxia: Good. Now, how are you enjoying the success of the show?
Eddy: Oh, it's great! I'm the one that makes the show a success! Must be from all this talent I have oozing from me, heh!
Galaxia: (laughs weakly) I'm sure that's it...now, what's it like working with the other co-stars?
Eddy: Galaxia, I'm not gonna lie to you - I'm just gonna come right out and say it. They take a LOT of getting used to! Especially that Kevin jerk! Sarah's pretty hard to handle too.
Galaxia: Well I think that it's pretty safe to say that she's quite a firecracker.
Eddy: Much like yourself, I'm sure!
Galaxia: .....Right......Anyway, let's move on. Ed and Double-D...what's it like working with them?
Eddy: You really wanna know?
Galaxia: That's kinda the reason why I asked in the first place.
Eddy: No need to get sarcastic on me, G! They're alright. Double-D's so nervy all the time, and Ed...Ed's just...there.
Galaxia: Uh-huh...now I'm going to ask you-
Eddy: -if you'll go out with me? If so, then the answer is yes!
Galaxia: Um, no. I'm going to ask you to-
Eddy: -marry me?
Galaxia: Good grief, no! I'm gonna ask you something a little...personal.
Eddy: Ooh, I like this part!
(Eddy springs out of the chair and sits on Galaxia's lap)
Galaxia: What the heck?
Eddy: Go on - get personal!
Galaxia: Well, if you insist......what's up with you and Lee?
Eddy: Well I - huh?!?
Galaxia: Yeah! What's up with you and Lee?
Eddy: Don't get me started, G! Ugh! Ever wonder why there's darkness? It's because of the three of them, I swear!
Galaxia: You're being brutally honest, aren't you?
Eddy: It ain't the first time, Baby G!
Galaxia: What did I say about that before?
Eddy: You never said I couldn't call you "baby".
Galaxia: Whatever...
Eddy: Say, you're not gonna tell Lee about this...are you?
Galaxia: Now why would a person like me (crosses fingers behind her back) do a thing like that? Now, about your relationship with your older brother - what was that like?
Eddy: He's my role model, G! I wanna be just like him when I get older.
Galaxia: It's good to have someone to look up to - someone to, you know, set you in the right direction. Say, do you know where he went off to?
Eddy: Beats me - I remember the day he left home. I've...never been more upset in my life. He didn't even say where he was going, or when he'd ever be back...
Galaxia: Aawww...that's really sad! (takes out a tissue and blows her nose) You must miss him alot, huh?
Eddy: Yeah.
Galaxia: You know, I've never seen this side of you before! Kind, caring, warm - are you sure you're the same person you portray on the show?
Eddy: Trust me G - I'm sure there's a lot of me you haven't seen-all ya gotta do is ask! Anything you want, it's yours for the takin-
Galaxia: -And thankfully we're out of time! (giggles nervously) I'd like to thank Eddy for doing this intervew - it's been a real pleasure!
Eddy: The pleasure's all mine - I'm always happy to oblige when it comes to you!
(Without warning, Eddy plants a kiss right on her lips. Galaxia sweatdrops.)
Galaxia: Umm...gee...I don't know what to say about that. Um...thanks?
Eddy: You want me, don't you?
(Sweatdrop)
Galaxia: Umm...like I said, we're out of time.
Eddy: Darn!
Galaxia: I can die happy now. Ok, next interview will be Double-D! Until next time, goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow!
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